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Things that change after having a baby

2005 · 11 · 28

House on Red Corner · 2005-11-28


  1. You look at your baby in the mirror instead of yourself.

  2. You finally stop to smell the roses, because your baby is in your arms.

  3. Where you once believed you were fearless, you now find yourself afraid.

  4. You’re less self-involved and more self-motivated.

  5. The sacrifices you thought you made to have a child no longer seem like sacrifices.

  6. You respect your body … finally. (Hooray for baby-making!)

  7. You have stronger opinions and are stronger willed.

  8. You find that your baby’s pain feels much worse than your own.

  9. You believe once again in the things you believed in as a child.

  10. You lose touch with the people in your life that you should have banished years ago.

  11. Your heart breaks much more easily.

  12. Every day is a surprise.

  13. Bodily functions are no longer repulsive.

  14. You think before you speak.

  15. Your love becomes limitless, a superhuman power.


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